director Chris Seaver
First off, this movie is super low buget. Actually, it is brought to you by "Low Budget Pictures".
Was not so sure, thought this would be hit or miss. During the first scene i was a little worried. This was not looking good. But ZING! All the sudden it is quite obvious, this movie is pretty awesome.
And so we arrive at camp. And what a sight to see.
We have the typical horny chick. The dude that just wants to get laid.
Then a couple of um, sorry i guess mildy impaired girls would be the nicest way to put it. One accesorises with a flyswatter and one of those plastic-things-you-hit-in-some-game-i-cant-think-of in her hair. The other one has a mullet and a lisp. (not that there's anything wrong with that, just sayin') And some aweosmely huge glasses. She's painfully annoying, though. In an endearing sort of way. Brain damage, possibly? Then theres Bubbles. Dont really know what he is, but he likes pot. The super-nerdy dude with really big sword --(it cuts burritos, sushi, AND SOULS!!) Then there's the reallly cool dude. He's so cool. His name is choach and he's the master.
And of course the heshen. "NEVER FORGET THE NAME DIO." And thus the pethora of "tail" that teenape was promised.yep good luck with this group. But Heather quickly lays down the rules. Um, dont be dicks. If you remember to NOT be a DICK, then this weekend will be smoooth sailin.
But this weekend will NOT be smooth sailing for Teenape! :O
There are alterior motives for this little campy weekend getaway. Run teenape!!!
But wait, what it this? More surprises?! A "hoax" within a "hoax"! Who thought there could be so many twists and turns in a low budget masterpeice.
This movies not that long so you have no exuse not to watch it. So do it bitch!
Now lets get cleaned up and go get some Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.
