Monday, September 26, 2011

TIDELAND (2005)

TIDELAND (2005)
Terry Gilliam



I have been away for awhile, but i've still been watchin mad movies, although I havent updated this as of late. Tonights movie was Tideland. I stumbled across this and was completely in awe. This stars Jeff Bridges and a little mini-Hope Sandoval look alike together with a completely fucked up family dynamic. Also with Jennifer Tilly, lookin Fiz-iiiiner than ever. (uhhh. :/ )

This movie is an experience. Shot with extremely vivid colors and angles it is breathtaking to watch. But extremely shocking and or disturbing subject matter alot of people will not find amusing. Because they are tight asses who cant appreciate art, i suppose. But this shit IS crazy. Its about a little girl who's parents are functional? drug addicts with her help. Then Tillys character bites it and Jeliza-Rose and her father move to the prairie to her grandmothers house and this is where the little girls adventures begin. This movie is shot from her perspective. No spoilers here. 



As the movie was nearing a close i found myself thinking, "this would make a GREAT novel." And then, upon further research i found out it is! Thus adding to my stack of "to reads" which is becoming of epic proportions. Yay! So i will give this movie 4 out of 4 dismembered doll heads. Without a doubt.


(Other recently viewed and un-blogged about movies)
Hobo With A Shotgun
Sharktopus
Doghouse
Troll Hunter
Diener
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
Deadline

and some more stuff i forgot about. Nite loves.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

The Human Centipede

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
(2010)

Ok SO, have you ever wanted to watch a movie about a crazy-ass doctor who wants to make a human centipede by connecting mouths to buttholes? UH YEAH me neither.







This is over the top, even for me. I cannot begin to describe what this movie made me feel. A movie that i actually cannot stomach?? That is a first. This shit is fuct. fuct. fuct. Horrible. Terrible.





I mean c'mon:



                                                                   REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?

                     So yeah. I'm going to take a shower now. And scrub. And cry. And scrub. G'nite.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Big Nothing / Starkweather / Hank And Mike

Its been a busy movie watchin' day...In between work and an outing for drinks and food, still managed to squeeze three in:

                                                               BIG NOTHING
                                                                         
                                                                     (2006)


Very good. Simon Pegg. Enough said :)


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                                                                  STARKWEATHER

(2004)


Teenage angst and love at its finest. Also, a significant piece of criminal history.


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                                                                   HANK AND MIKE

(2008)

 jaded easter bunnies.

and also, watermelon BFF.        

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

wristcutters: a love story

WRISTCUTTERS: A LOVE STORY

(2006)




I like movies about the afterlife, especially this one. And i am not being biased because I would totally marry Patrick Fugit. Oh, and fucking Tom fucking Waits. You should definately watch this. That is all.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

THE BLOB (1988.remake)

THE BLOB
(1988)


In my opinion this is not too shabby for a remake. Fun movie to sit back and enjoy while eating gummysaves after a 12 hour shift at work. Some lovies in it too, like the mom from Cat's Eye, and Pete Martell of Twin Peaks <3 Also, that one dude with the curly haired mullet from some of those 80's movies.What the hell was he in? Oh, maybe it was The Blob remake. And the cutie lady from Becker and the Saw movies. Anyway.


Some pretty gnarly looking scenes, along with naturally some cheesy ones...

It even has attempted date rape. Hehe, totally awesome sabatoge!


But most importantly, this movie makes me wonder. What the HELL is the purpose of a "belly" sweater?? I mean that really just doesnt make any sense. The 80's pose many of these type of questions...




Saturday, May 21, 2011

A BLOOD PLEDGE: BROKEN PROMISE

Feeling lazy and unispired with my movie blog, but i still wanna keep up with what i'm watching.

I'm watching

A Blood Pledge: Broken Promise

By Jason Buchanan 2009



http://www.allrovi.com/movies/movie/a-blood-pledge-broken-promise-v493304?r=allmovie

         Have a nice rapture everyone! Also, you probably should'nt waste your time watching this.