The Human Centipede

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
(2010)

Ok SO, have you ever wanted to watch a movie about a crazy-ass doctor who wants to make a human centipede by connecting mouths to buttholes? UH YEAH me neither.







This is over the top, even for me. I cannot begin to describe what this movie made me feel. A movie that i actually cannot stomach?? That is a first. This shit is fuct. fuct. fuct. Horrible. Terrible.

I mean c'mon:

                                                                   REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?

                     So yeah. I'm going to take a shower now. And scrub. And cry. And scrub. G'nite.

Big Nothing / Starkweather / Hank And Mike

Its been a busy movie watchin' day...In between work and an outing for drinks and food, still managed to squeeze three in:

                                                               BIG NOTHING
                                                                         
                                                                     (2006)

Very good. Simon Pegg. Enough said :)

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                                                                  STARKWEATHER

(2004)

Teenage angst and love at its finest. Also, a significant piece of criminal history.

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                                                                   HANK AND MIKE

(2008)

 jaded easter bunnies.

and also, watermelon BFF.